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Teacher: | "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible." |
Johnny : | "Ok Sir, You please squeeze out all the toothpaste and put back it into the tube again." |
Teacher: | "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested to listen?" |
Johnny : | "A Teacher." |
Teacher: | "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" |
Johnny : | "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime." |
Teacher: | "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" |
Johnny : | "Because George still had the axe in his hand." |
Teacher: | "Who are the most grateful people in the human race?" |
Johnny: | "The turkish." |
Teacher: | "Why is that?" |
Johnny: | "You celebrate thanksgiving with turkeys right?" |
Teacher: | "Why were the times of King Arthur known as the dark |
Johnny: | "Because it was 'Knight' time sir!" |
Teacher: | "Who is the fastest human being in the world?" |
Johnny: | "My mother... She can catch me doing anything." |
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