Little Johnny Jokes - Table of Contents


LEGEND:
*Ok types
**Good ones
***Typical of Johnny


  1. White Cow & Brown Cow *
  2. Mrs. Prussy & Crunt ***
  3. Betty & $1 *
  4. Starvation & Cobweb **
  5. Psychology & being stupid
  6. Fascinate ***
  7. History & Uncle Ted in Vietnam war *
  8. Boys & Girls distinction in school ***
  9. Uncle Harry & Mommy's balloon
  10. Honeybees & Cockroaches *
  11. Paiting in the class ***
  12. Sex Education in the class *
  13. Thumb sucking ***
  14. Back of the church yard **
  15. Making a puppy *
  16. Jesus Christ *
  17. Whiskey & works *
  18. Horsey ride **
  19. Urinate ***
  20. Beautiful ***
  21. I need a man, I need a man!! **
  22. Friday question ?? *
  23. Silly ones ....
    1. Nothing is impossible
    2. Definition of teacher
    3. Coincidence
    4. George Washington & cherry tree
    5. Most grateful people in the human race
    6. King Arthur's time
    7. Fastest human being in the world
  24. F in arithmetics **
  25. Poetry & Prose *
  26. Which part of the body goes to heaven ? ***
  27. Contagious ***
  28. Basket of fruits (I like your thinking) ***
  29. I like your thinking ***
  30. Multi-syllables ***
  31. Venus statue **
  32. Peeping thru the keyhole ***
  33. Cussing the goat *
  34. Johnny & teacher in the bed **
  35. Dogs screwing each other *
  36. Sounds of animals *
  37. Bucket of shit *
  38. Steel ball *
  39. Rose in the cleavage ***
  40. Excitement on the blackboard ***
  41. Quotations on the test day *
  42. Sponge ***
  43. Animal game **
  44. Watching a house construction *
  45. Mr. Gambler ***
  46. John Fuckhauer **
  47. Bull on the cow
  48. Can I have one of those ?
  49. Courtship *** (Strictly PG-18)
  50. What is pussy / bitch ? ***
  51. Bitch & Bastard AAAND lots of other similar sounding words *
  52. Looking at a naked woman **
  53. Penis on the blackboard *
  54. Daddy on top of neighbour **
  55. Can little girls have babies ? *
  56. Johnny's test in the school (3 X 3, 6 X 6, 9 X 9 ...) *
  57. Playing cards **
  58. Disposing condom in the bathroom **
  59. Johnny goes to whorehouse ***
  60. Dogs screwing each other **
  61. Johnny in love with the teacher **
  62. Alphabet game ***
  63. Cookies in the school
  64. As a fireman *
  65. Parent's occupation **
  66. Another one on quotations test of the day *
  67. His farts *
  68. Vanilla icecream **
  69. Loaf of bread **
  70. Loud farts **
  71. Dick & Penis ***
  72. Feed the animals *
  73. Who signed it ? *
  74. I know the whole truth **
  75. Circumcision ***
  76. Rape of a grown woman *
  77. Sexual education in the class **
  78. Johnny's belief *

LEGEND:
*Ok types
**Good ones
***Typical of Johnny